Prepare to have your face sucked off by a computer!

My brain is no longer my own. I definitely need something for my self diagnosed adult add. I took a adderall once and it made me want to stay indoors all day and eat sandwiches with the blinds closed with limited human contact. That could be normal, right?
Sometimes I feel like the poor pregnant woman in the "Bing" commercial. Another woman walks up to her in a yoga class and asks her.... Ok I am too distracted to type the description of the commericial. Every time I think about it, it just reminds me that I want to google the lyrics to the song Oklahoma, and then that sets off a chain of events that involves me sorting my dry cleaning which leads to me giving my self a pedicure then I won't remember until two days from now that I REALLY wanted to know those lyrics and I won't be anywhere near the internet. That makes me sad I don't have an IPhone and I eat ice cream. What were you saying? So here is the commercial live and in person instead.



Like that, that is how I feel all the time! There is entirely too much information out there. I can't even focus. Which reminds me I need to schedule an eye exam for next week. I should really be keeping this on my to-do list. But which to do list. My refridgerator to-do list, my purse to-do list, or my at work to do list. Why don't I consolidate those again? oh yeah my planner! I don't like my planner the writing space is too tiny. Note to self... get new planner. Maybe I should write that down somewhere?

I know more about Michael Jackson's autopsy report than I do my own life. Stop inudating me technology! Why don't you just leave me alone. What? you have Beatles rock band??? I love the Beatles! and Kindle? Book are so fun! you can download books and you don't even have to waste gas driving to the bookstore. I think I want the new Fusion hybrid for my next car. oooh the new Prius commercials are so adorable with all those little kids...HAPPY!!
Tonight I have decided that I want to see the Terra cotta warrior exhibit at the museum of natural science. You think that would be easy enough. I make the decision,I pick a weekend and I go. BUT NO!!!!
Bright, flashy, web page has other plans for me. I click on the muesum's website and there is this ANNOYING pop-up ad on the site, but it's not one of those seperate window kind of jobs it's one of those interactive we're-going-to-hide-the-close-button-so-you-have-to-watch-the-entire-add-before-you-get-to-where-you-really-want- to-be kind, but it wouldn't move or do anything. It froze me out of the website, my dreams of seeing thousands of hand carved stone warriors that lived underground for hundreds of years were squashed. So I did what I always do. I went back to my original search and picked the second option that my search produced.
Which took me to the fine arts museum website which took me to a link for the museum district. I am extremely impressed by all that Houston has to offer in the way of the arts. So want to go visit every museum in the Houston museum district and then my terra cotta idea collaspes under the weight of my brain and too much internet.
But in all reality I really do want to go and take Jack and see the terra cotta warriors. The exhibits closes on the 18th so who's coming with me?